Jessica Simpson is still dim..

I recently came upon a clip from Late Night w/ David Letterman where he has Jessica Simpson come on to talk about beauty and weight. She mentions about how great Uganda is b/c the fatter a woman is, the more attractive she is. Then she goes on to describe how they have these "fattening huts". Now, this isn't a breakthrough in information. There was a documentary called Fat Fiancees on Discovery back in 2006 (maybe, I can't remember exactly) about the Hima tribe of Uganda. Basically, a fat daughter for marriage shows that the father is of status. So, they send their daughters to fattening huts for however many months to go on a diet of whole milk. Doesn't that sound great for women? Jessica Simpson neglected to mention that the average lifespan in Uganda is 50. She should've stayed there and spared us all the nonsense that constantly spills out of her mouth. Some may call me misogynistic, others may not agree with my sense of humor, but here goes. Simpson's mouth has only served one useful purpose in her life, and it hasn't been talking, eating or breathing. If anyone missed what I'm trying to say, look up John Mayer and napalm references.